GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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