Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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