Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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