I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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