tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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