you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
