sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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