I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
