Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
And then he peed in my hair
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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