dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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