Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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