Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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