im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
too bad you live with your parents still
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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