You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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