Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
So many bounce houses so little time
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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