we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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