Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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