Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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