After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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