Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Randomize
