i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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