i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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