Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My penis needs a shock collar
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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