hotel room ftw
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Randomize
