Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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