Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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