i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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