So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
How external is "for external use only"?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
