Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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