when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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