I got her a Nickelback box set.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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