Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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