Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
