I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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