a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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