butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Your tits are I can't wait for
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
