Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize