Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
not ubering you a puppy
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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