508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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