dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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