I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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