it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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