ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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