Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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