How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
