What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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