mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
