IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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