batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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