On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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