question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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