How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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