I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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