Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
do herpes really smell.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You brought string cheese to the strip club
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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