"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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