i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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