i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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