What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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