he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
