Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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