With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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