Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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