I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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